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    Ever heard of Murphy?
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    Like i say to people, i have 2 boys and I only have to worry about 2 boys, if I had a girl (daughter) then I would have to worry about every boy..
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    Like Barlee, we're keeping it simple. It's to hot for a meal, fruit salad and ice cream goes down the best this time of year.
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    Had no choice, it used to be our school uniform (St. George's PS - WHK). Khaki safari suit. Still is today. I remember my mom saying "It's cheap, doesn't show dirt and easy to clean". No complaints here.
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    "PHILOSOPHERS" OF THE PAST CENTURY: Jean Kerr The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. Prince Philip When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Harrison Ford Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. Spike Milligan The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree. Jean Rostand Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. Arnold Schwarzenegger Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. WH Auden We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. Jonathan Katz In hotel rooms, I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. Johnny Carson If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. Steve Martin Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. Jimmy Durante Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. George Roberts The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. Jonathan Winters If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. Robert Benchley I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. John Glenn As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. David Letterman America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. Howard Hughes I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I'm a billionaire. Old Italian proverb After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
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    The real stuff is always better....
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    Hauled out the DVD - Queen Live at Wembley Stadium..................A real view of an excellent group!! Brian May is a highly under-rated guitarist!!
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    Not shabby for a Boxing day..........my guess is that +50% of them have new melanomas.......and LARGE headaches!!
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    I see this is on BoxOffice so hopefully hits DSTv soon.
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    JA Barlee, I feel the same...(unfortunately)...
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    No mate. Not in today’s world. You should worry about every girl they come across. You would have start teaching them very early not to even look at any girl, let alone think of wolve whistle or making any comments. Let alone even dare to touch them or even complimenting them in any way, no matter how good looking they may be. You never know which one is going to lay a charge of sexual harassment and leave one of your boys stuffed for the rest of his life. 😀
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    Hate it too, but this should be easier. I got it with the frame, so everything should fit back together like before....right????
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    You tell me!!!! She was going to go with a 'tour group' and mom felt quite happy at that thought knowing she would be safe and enjoy the trip. Then she came up with the idea she can go tour on her own, save dollars and enjoy herself, go where she wants to and not waste money on paying for things she dn want to do etc etc.... Ja well no fine is all I can say...I already told her my nerves will be shot everyday - but at the same time, she feels confident she can do this and has spoken to many who have successfully toured the area on her own and wants to underscore her independence and fuck knows what else but anyway.....I respect her choice, but yes my nerves will be shot....
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    Daughters.............good for the faith & hell on the nerves!!!
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    Safe as houses in Singapore - almost nil violent crime. The downside is that beers are $20 and hotels can be expensive. Food is cheap (and excellent) particularly if you like Asian food (Cantonese, Malay, Indian) but you need to eat at hawker huts or food halls (all of which are spotless). Upmarket restaurants are expensive. Cambodia and Vietnam have a fair bit of petty crime (organised crime is run by the Vietnamese government which runs both countries) but the beers are 50 cents. Plenty of Australians and others backpack around Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos - pretty safe to be fair if you take some basic precautions. Food is very cheap even paying the whitey prices (two prices in most of shitty Asia) and pretty good. You can do all the sights of Singapore in 2-3 days so I wouldn't plan to be there long. The wife has relatives there so we always have to hang around and go to endless dinners with uber rich Singaporeans which has limited charm
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    How much booze in that trifle? I am doing some hog (Cantonese style) in the Weber this year. The roast is 3.5 kgs. I have had about three practice runs to date and have got the crackling just right. The mother in law will be on hand to supervise (she being the grand master of roast pork). As discussed having a few days in Singapore and Cambodia just after Christmas with the Canadian based relatives
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    Especially when your wife is a well known slapper with a lot of exposed form. I would rather watch the team getting pumped than have him back. Hopefully CA grow some and send him packing
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    Please don't drink and drive during Christmas If you want to drive safely ... We can help. Please call us. We have experienced people of all ages.. Our volunteers will come and drink for you.
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    80% for you guys. We've been promised a month now and each week the promise moves out another week. We've now been promised 80% Sunday, I live in hope is all....Only 1% of the farmers in NW and some parts of the Free State have planted, we need 80% Sunday and every week thereafter...
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