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The Don

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The Don last won the day on June 15

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About The Don

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    Leave the birds, bees, bats, butterflys and beetles alone.
  • Birthday 12/10/1956

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  1. The Don


    Sad news. The guy who invented predictive text has pissed away. His funfair is next monkey.
  2. The Don


    Did you know that 80% of married men cannot fall asleep after having sex. They still have to drive home.
  3. The Don


    He is either stupid or gay. If that was me, I would in the "Ladies".
  4. The Don

    RIP Hawkeye - never to be forgotten

    Very sad indeed. Always contributed in a knowledgable and logical fashion. RIP Ben.
  5. The Don


    Her name must be Erica.
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    The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: "Hello!" "At what time does the store open?" "At ten o'clock sir". At two in the morning, the phone rings again: "HELLO!" "Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?" "AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir". Again, at four, the phone rings: "H!E!L!L!O!" "Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?" "At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in". "I (burp) don't want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!"
  7. The Don

    Mooi Musiek.

  8. The Don

    Mooi Musiek.

  9. The Don

    Mooi Musiek.

  10. The Don

    Happy birthday WeDaFaKaWe

    Well it is a good thing having your birthday on a Thirstday. You've got two reasons for that beer.
  11. The Don

    Happy birthday WeDaFaKaWe

    Hope it's a splendiferous one.
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  13. The Don

    Mooi Musiek.

    One of the most underrated ever.
  14. The single biggest problem on the planet is over-population and he supports population growth????????????
  15. The Don


    Sweet revenge ..... A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mum" said the boy "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money". The little boy's eyes get wide and he says "Is that true Mum?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes". After a few minutes the kid asks "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She said "Most of them become taxi drivers".