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vlagman

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About vlagman

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  1. Well this fun

    In SA, accidents aren’t caused by crap driving or drunk driving. It’s caused by poor eye sight. Nothing to do with unroadworthy jalopies that would never pass a legitimate roadworthy test or unlicensed drivers is either.
  2. Thank F*ck

    Whenever a reduction in co tax is mentioned the liberals kak themselves because it is deemed as the govt enriching their cronies. When the Tories reduced corporate tax they actually increased the amounts of tax collected. Corbyn and his band cannot get their heads around it. When Trump talked of cutting corporate tax the Dems kakked themselves. What has happened? How come they do not understand it. If you cut the tax rate there is more money to spend. The transactions are taxed the economy starts going etc etc. You cannot and never will grow the economy and empower/enrich/whatever the poor by taxing the rich to death.
  3. Libtards

    So the US Democrats managed to thwart "that raving lunatic" Donald Trump's immigration plan again. I mean what fucking mad idiot would want to secure the border between the US and Mexico? Oh wait......
  4. FUNNIES

    A number of years after marrying a young couple, the church minister ran into the man. He asked how he and his wife were doing. The guy said, “Well reverend, remember on our wedding day, you said that the two of us were now one”? The reverend confirmed that he remembered. “Well, we are now ten”, the guy said. “Goodness but you have done well. Eight kids?”, the reverend said. “No, we don’t have any kids. It’s just that my wife is the 1 and I am the 0”.
  5. FUNNIES

    I am at last getting used to referring to half four instead of half past four. I think that I battles with it because I’m Afrikaans speaking. Halfvier (in Afrikaans) has to become half three (in local English lingo)
  6. FUNNIES

    @supersupporter, you might have to explain to some what is meant by “..do the tea..”.
  7. Thank F*ck

    I hope you are correct. I genuine hope so but I have my doubts. I do not trust him.
  8. Thank F*ck

    Is it?
  9. Libtards

    Mark Dice again:
  10. Libtards

    This was always going to happen at some stage.... https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/917663/andrew-bridgen-Labour-Party-equalities-law-discrimination-youth-conference Labour bans white, able-bodied heterosexual men from conference... about discrimination LABOUR faced accusations of discrimination last night for banning white, heterosexual, non-disabled men from an “equalities conference”. Tory MP Andrew Bridgen complained to the Equalities and Human Rights Commission about the entry rules for a youth activists gathering organised by Jeremy Corbyn’s party next month.
  11. FUNNIES

    A Free State "Boer" walks into his local bar and to his surprise finds a little Japanese man sitting in his regular chair. "Kleingat, you sommer sitting op my stoel" he angrily shouts. Before he knows it, the Jap is up and knocks the farmer flying. After the farmer recovers he asks: "What the blerry hell was that?" "Zat martial art from my country Japan" replies the Jap and strolls off in a stroppy way. The following day the farmer finds the Jap in "His" seat again. The farmer goes: "You is alweer sitting op my stoel" and again the Jap knocks the farmer out with some nifty Kung Fu. On regaining consciousness the farmer asks: "What the blerry hell was that?" "Zat Karate from my country Japan" and as stroppy as ever ambles off. Now the farmer is dik die moer in......... The next day the farmer finds the Jap sitting in "His" chair again! "So, you is alweer sitting op my stoel. Vat So" and he knocks the daylights out of the Jap with one blow. The little Jap comes around after some time and asks the farmer what was that? The farmer replies: "That, my china was a bliksemse Toyota Hilux 2.8 turbo diesel bakkie se wheelspanner....also from your country Japan "
  12. FUNNIES

    WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.' The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills. Oh and Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs. {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain. {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
  13. Bye bye Coetzee..

    Allistair Coetzee: You are firing me because I am coloured! Jurie Roux: No, we hired you because you were coloured, we are firing you because you are kak!
  14. Other Rugby Related News and Trivia

    I wouldn’t be surprised.
  15. Other Rugby Related News and Trivia

    AV can be a teef, TBH. At some stage the Jacaranda guys were sponsored by Merc and she was with them st some stage and of course she had to have her sponsored car as well. My sister is with one of the big Merc dealerships who administered these sponsored cars and I know of all the kak she caused with her car. Used to just waltz in and dump her car, expecting this, that and the other BS to be sorted out and for it to be done immediately while she wait, etc, etc.
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