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Hawk_Eye    1,334

One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

 

 

 

There are the same number of people on Facebook today as there were people in the whole world in 1804.

 

 

 

Wees goed vir jou kinders. Hulle kies eendag jou ouetehuis.

 

 

 

Psychology claims that If two past lovers can remain just friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

 

 

 

4th law of thermodynamics: If you accidentally make a fart sound w/ your chair in a crowded room it's impossible to recreate that sound.

 

 

 

MEN: If your wife mutters "why do I even speak / bother?", DO NOT REPLY "I have no idea either"

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Hawk_Eye    1,334

Zuma's presidency is like a porn movie. Irrespective of how creative the plot is, the outcome is always the same. Someone gets screwed.

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Owen Meany    536

"Psychology claims that If two past lovers can remain just friends, its either they are still in love, or never were."

 

Vrienskap lei dikwels tot liefde, maar liefde lei nooit tot vriendskap nie.

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Mata Hari    477

Depends on your definition of love Owen.....several people I know have been married (ie loved one another) , divorced and are still definite friends...

 

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Hawk_Eye    1,334
“Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.”-Lin Yutang

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Hawk_Eye    1,334

The scariest thing about being a gynaecologist is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a "scooter" you're fired for life.

 

 

 

Never assume someone will go away quietly from your life.... Always duct tape their mouth before you dump them in the ditch...

 

 

 

Saw a hot blond chick driving with a mattress on top of her car. I'm assuming she's making a house call.

 

 

 

My girlfriend & I make a fantastic team! She keeps my neighbour busy by doing naked yoga in the yard & I sneak in and steal all his beers

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The Don    236

Some words of wisdom for all the ladies out there.

 

If at first you don't succeed, you will have to find another man.

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Hawk_Eye    1,334

I couln't imagine my life without them.

My Bouvier goes almost everywhere with me. He is in my office the whole day. He has his own couch in the living room and a bed in the corner of the workshop. Because it was my job many moons ago, he is trained the same as all my dogs before him. Dogs beat humans as friends any day.

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Guest True Blue   
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NEVER BELIEVE A RUMOUR UNTIL IT IS OFFICIALLY DENIED!

Edited by True Blue

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Guest Duke   
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" crowded elevator smell different for midget " - Confucious

 

is this true Bob ?

Edited by James Hunt

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bobbok    205

" crowded elevator smell different for midget " - Confucious

 

is this true Bob ?

 

"Depends where you stick your didget": ....... Jackass

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Hawk_Eye    1,334

add wisdom not hijack for personal points.  Please guys, if you want to banter and bump each other's virtual noses go open a thread to do that.

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bobbok    205

add wisdom not hijack for personal points.

 

 

So who's to blame for this latest admonishment ? Duke started, I responded & then Vlag, the climax bandiet .

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