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If that's a standard door, that bloke should be a reasonable lock.

Excuse the pun

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Yesterday i thought "someone" was watching porn.....it was Serena at the Australian Open....sigh!!

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24 minutes ago, J1M1 said:

Yesterday i thought "someone" was watching porn.....it was Serena at the Australian Open....sigh!!

She needs to stop getting dressed in the dark. 

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Stop this madness!!

The Duke's a Hazard -Fast & Furious 9.jpg

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There are 3 dolls in a man's life:

His daughter - Baby Doll

His girlfriend - Barbie Doll

and

His wife - Myprodol

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A wife's superpower is the ability the determine when her husband is having a good time.

And then putting and end to this nonsense immediately.

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Sorry Docker it's in Afrikaans.

Jong getroude paar:

Man "Hoe maak mens krummelpap?"

Vrou "Moenie jou simpel hou nie, maak eers gewone pap en dan rasper jy dit."

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On 1/26/2019 at 7:29 AM, WeDaFaKaWe said:

A wife's superpower is the ability the determine when her husband is having a good time.

And then putting and end to this nonsense immediately.

Shame. Poor men 😉 Aai siestoggie....😉

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2 hours ago, Mata Hari said:

Shame. Poor men 😉 Aai siestoggie....😉

 

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