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Teacher says to Johnny Where’s Pakistan

Johnny replies He’s outside miss playing with pakisteve

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41 minutes ago, supersupporter said:

Teacher says to Johnny Where’s Pakistan

Johnny replies He’s outside miss playing with pakisteve

Haha. Careful. You know how deep In the shit Prince Harry was for calling his Army buddy Paki. 

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I read the other day and someone said the upcoming wedding will look like a human game of chess.. :)

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“ I’ve got good news and bad news”, the doctor said.

“I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate your leg”.

“Fucking hell! What’s the good news?” I asked.

“See that young nurse over there with the big tits? I fucked her last night.”

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As a member of the coloured community, I feel that Ashwin Willemse has let us all down as a role model. Someone we looked up to and should try to emulate, someone who has pride in his heritage. He has misrepresented us as people. No true Cape coloured will leave a studio/situation like like that without saying "Jou Ma se POES ! !

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2 minutes ago, supersupporter said:

This chap is funny, proper comedian IMHO

I just love his rants. For some reason I just knew that you would find it funny. This one is probably one of his best. 

 

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I am not a fan of people like Michael Macintyre, bit too posh for comedy, plus he is not funny, this guy, Jimmy Carr, Lee Evans are brilliant.

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I like Sean Locke with his cynical shit as well. He’s a bit like Bill Burr in some ways. 

 

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If a blind girl tells you that you have a big dick, she's probably just pulling your leg.

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My girlfriend's leaving me because of my obsession with rugby.

I said, please, can't we give it another try?!

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“I love you loads, honey pie.”  My wife said earlier.

“And I love you tonnes.” I replied.

“What, no nickname for me?” She asked, disappointed.

Sometimes I swear the fat cow’s going deaf.

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Over dinner last night my date asked me, “So, do you have any guilty pleasures?”

I replied, “Sure, but I’d be too embarrassed to tell you.”

She said, “Don’t be shy! Tell you what, you tell me yours and then I’ll tell you mine!”

I said, “Okay, here goes. Sometimes when I’m masturbating I like to stick a couple of fingers up my arse. If I’m feeling really kinky I use my whole fist. Okay, now it’s your turn to tell me!”

She replied, “Erm, I like abba and strictly.

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