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Sport and competition is not about being "equal". It is about being the BEST! Only in utopia everyone would have the same parents, the same physical characteristics, the same IQ, the same way of thinking, the same education, the same coaches, the same training facilities, the same this..., the same that... and all the rest... Life itself is not "fair" To be a success you need to rise out ABOVE all your unique and sometimes unfair circumstances. You should not need the others to lower their standards to accommodate you!

Two beggars in London Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ... Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib asks Ali :- 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Ali says No wonder you only get £2- £3 Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'? Ali shows Habib his sign.... It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan

I see he has not played for some time, typical Africans, fuck off to Europe and don't work Listen to these 2 Reverse Soutpiele giving him grief.

Despite piss -poor performances from most of our so-called star players.

If you want clarity, refer to image in my signature... "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime" can be translated as... Give a man a Springbok cap on a platter, and you comply with quotas on one day; teach a man how to earn a Springbok cap and you naturally comply with "quotas" forever... When mediocrity is rewarded, it cannot and never will inspire excellence. If excellence is not rewarded, it discourages effort...

All men marry nymphomaniacs. Then after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

You'll notice that I don't talk to it.... Only about it... It's impossible to argue with someone with so little knowledge. And the little knowledge they do have, "happened upon" them through biased sources. After my first reply to it (which was the last one too), I already realised we'd only get bombarded with fascist SJW slogans, rhetoric, diversions, ignoring context, strawman arguments, which is of course followed up with accusing others of doing exactly that...

A duck walks into a pub. He asks the barman: “Do you have bread?” Barman: No Duck: No bread? Barman: No Duck: Any bread? Barman: No bread Duck: Not any bread? Barman: Nothing Duck: Not even stale bread? Barman: We have no fucking bread. Stop asking. If you ask for bread one more time, I’m going to nail your beak to the bar counter Duck: Do you have any nails? Barman, frustrated and pissed off: No. No fucking nails. Duck: Any bread?

Safe as houses in Singapore - almost nil violent crime. The downside is that beers are $20 and hotels can be expensive. Food is cheap (and excellent) particularly if you like Asian food (Cantonese, Malay, Indian) but you need to eat at hawker huts or food halls (all of which are spotless). Upmarket restaurants are expensive. Cambodia and Vietnam have a fair bit of petty crime (organised crime is run by the Vietnamese government which runs both countries) but the beers are 50 cents. Plenty of Australians and others backpack around Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos - pretty safe to be fair if you take some basic precautions. Food is very cheap even paying the whitey prices (two prices in most of shitty Asia) and pretty good. You can do all the sights of Singapore in 2-3 days so I wouldn't plan to be there long. The wife has relatives there so we always have to hang around and go to endless dinners with uber rich Singaporeans which has limited charm

Like Barlee, we're keeping it simple. It's to hot for a meal, fruit salad and ice cream goes down the best this time of year.

I am not talking so mo, I am talking angles.

And that is absolutely what is WRONG with the South African mindset. Fuck common sense... Let's waste more time with being petty and childish instead of focusing on the fact that: The line-out calls are kak The line-out throws are kak The inside centre can't pass to save his life The locks can't hold onto a ball in a tackle The wings can't properly chase a high ball (Running on the wrong line The wings can't catch a high ball (Pollard had to cover for them a number of times) The you can add the fact that while the skills are kak, the Boks are currently doing most of their work in a gym... I kid you not! You do not do gym work in the middle of the final tour of the season. You can't make any gains without recovery time. Completely unscientific. The little gain you might get is completely offset by a huge loss (depletion of the energy stores (glycogen)). FFS! Every fucking loss the same story... The referee this! the referee that! South African rugby and the fans are still blaming the referees for each and every loss. With no exceptions... At the moment more than 50% of the games are losses... And yes, this year after EVERY loss the same fucking boring story... It is time someone wakes up and look elsewhere for the causes. It's not the referees...

All in all the high tackle/non tackle did not cost us the game. Yes maybe a penalty would have given us the win, which we did not deserve anyway. We deserved the loss, and so karma came to the party...(England did not 'necessarily deserve the win'...but they did not throw it away time after time as we did. So RAssie and his team merely have themselves to blame and not even the ref...England were just the lucky recipients on the day...

1. It was a shoulder charge. 2. It was high. 3. If Farrell can't estimate his time of arrival, perhaps he shouldn't be on the field.

I have no idea what he is talking about. The homophobe.

You'll shout for Satan if he's playing against WP.

Always keep friends with personal troubles close to you, they normally have lots of alcohol available.

Jeez not one word. Maybe everyone is shit scared of being happy with a win cause Barney will kak them out again.😎

Unfortunately this one only works in Afrikaans, sorry Docker. Navorsing het bewys dat dit nie die ooievaar is wat babas veroorsaak, maar eerder n' baie kleiner voeeltjie.

Good times

Nah, you have to be pissed to post the shit you write.

Jeez isn't ou barnie just a regular fucking ray of sunshine?

Actually I think this is one of Taipan's old "friends". Best to just ignore.

https://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/RugbyChampionship/president-ramaphosa-tweets-congratulations-to-boks-20180915

Or should this be on the "Wisdom" page?

What is the difference between a snow man and snow woman? Snow balls

If a blind girl tells you that you have a big dick, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Thanks for making us Aussies feel better. We have just lost a home series to an Asian team for the first time as well and it is nice to have company

Same here. They are sponsored by health insurers and other allied health providers and get good turnouts. Not the running type myself but anything that gets people off the couch should be encouraged

She needs to stop getting dressed in the dark.

So how's this? Saw on the news this morning that there are a few going around, somehow these modern assholes struggle to understand the difference between a challenge and a resolution. Dry January (No alcohol for the month - then after that is up, get smashed totally, really great idea..not) Tri January - Do mini triathlons - OK Vegan January - OK Hair January - Women do not shave for the month (This option may not work if they want to have sex, men will be sober) Challenges, not resolutions.

Daughters.............good for the faith & hell on the nerves!!!

wow!

Saffer TMO? Karma is a bitch.

England!!!!

"Daar is gerugte dat Marx na die Engeland game baie kwaad was en sy toksak in die bus rondgegooi het. Hy kon egter niks raak gooi nie en daar is geen skade nie,"

The England rugby union has named a Twickenham bar in his honour. "The Farrell Arms" Apparently it is hard to find.

Damn, the Bulls are so kak the ref called the game off at half time.

Arguably the best Bok half of the season

Riveting stuff. Zim wouldn't beat a decent club side.

Hawk made mine as well. Good man.

So you couldn't find any. too easy.

Strong second name!

Hello Rowan, I have you coming up for another birthday today. Apparently you're 131 years old, yesterday you were 150.

I oke's good.

Works for soccer. Look, at all the world cups we've won.