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Sport and competition is not about being "equal". It is about being the BEST! Only in utopia everyone would have the same parents, the same physical characteristics, the same IQ, the same way of thinking, the same education, the same coaches, the same training facilities, the same this..., the same that... and all the rest... Life itself is not "fair" To be a success you need to rise out ABOVE all your unique and sometimes unfair circumstances. You should not need the others to lower their standards to accommodate you!

Two beggars in London Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ... Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib asks Ali :- 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Ali says No wonder you only get £2- £3 Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'? Ali shows Habib his sign.... It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan

I see he has not played for some time, typical Africans, fuck off to Europe and don't work Listen to these 2 Reverse Soutpiele giving him grief.

Despite piss -poor performances from most of our so-called star players.

If you want clarity, refer to image in my signature... "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime" can be translated as... Give a man a Springbok cap on a platter, and you comply with quotas on one day; teach a man how to earn a Springbok cap and you naturally comply with "quotas" forever... When mediocrity is rewarded, it cannot and never will inspire excellence. If excellence is not rewarded, it discourages effort...

All men marry nymphomaniacs. Then after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

You'll notice that I don't talk to it.... Only about it... It's impossible to argue with someone with so little knowledge. And the little knowledge they do have, "happened upon" them through biased sources. After my first reply to it (which was the last one too), I already realised we'd only get bombarded with fascist SJW slogans, rhetoric, diversions, ignoring context, strawman arguments, which is of course followed up with accusing others of doing exactly that...

A duck walks into a pub. He asks the barman: “Do you have bread?” Barman: No Duck: No bread? Barman: No Duck: Any bread? Barman: No bread Duck: Not any bread? Barman: Nothing Duck: Not even stale bread? Barman: We have no fucking bread. Stop asking. If you ask for bread one more time, I’m going to nail your beak to the bar counter Duck: Do you have any nails? Barman, frustrated and pissed off: No. No fucking nails. Duck: Any bread?

Safe as houses in Singapore - almost nil violent crime. The downside is that beers are $20 and hotels can be expensive. Food is cheap (and excellent) particularly if you like Asian food (Cantonese, Malay, Indian) but you need to eat at hawker huts or food halls (all of which are spotless). Upmarket restaurants are expensive. Cambodia and Vietnam have a fair bit of petty crime (organised crime is run by the Vietnamese government which runs both countries) but the beers are 50 cents. Plenty of Australians and others backpack around Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos - pretty safe to be fair if you take some basic precautions. Food is very cheap even paying the whitey prices (two prices in most of shitty Asia) and pretty good. You can do all the sights of Singapore in 2-3 days so I wouldn't plan to be there long. The wife has relatives there so we always have to hang around and go to endless dinners with uber rich Singaporeans which has limited charm

Like Barlee, we're keeping it simple. It's to hot for a meal, fruit salad and ice cream goes down the best this time of year.

I am not talking so mo, I am talking angles.

And that is absolutely what is WRONG with the South African mindset. Fuck common sense... Let's waste more time with being petty and childish instead of focusing on the fact that: The line-out calls are kak The line-out throws are kak The inside centre can't pass to save his life The locks can't hold onto a ball in a tackle The wings can't properly chase a high ball (Running on the wrong line The wings can't catch a high ball (Pollard had to cover for them a number of times) The you can add the fact that while the skills are kak, the Boks are currently doing most of their work in a gym... I kid you not! You do not do gym work in the middle of the final tour of the season. You can't make any gains without recovery time. Completely unscientific. The little gain you might get is completely offset by a huge loss (depletion of the energy stores (glycogen)). FFS! Every fucking loss the same story... The referee this! the referee that! South African rugby and the fans are still blaming the referees for each and every loss. With no exceptions... At the moment more than 50% of the games are losses... And yes, this year after EVERY loss the same fucking boring story... It is time someone wakes up and look elsewhere for the causes. It's not the referees...

All in all the high tackle/non tackle did not cost us the game. Yes maybe a penalty would have given us the win, which we did not deserve anyway. We deserved the loss, and so karma came to the party...(England did not 'necessarily deserve the win'...but they did not throw it away time after time as we did. So RAssie and his team merely have themselves to blame and not even the ref...England were just the lucky recipients on the day...

1. It was a shoulder charge. 2. It was high. 3. If Farrell can't estimate his time of arrival, perhaps he shouldn't be on the field.

I have no idea what he is talking about. The homophobe.

You'll shout for Satan if he's playing against WP.

Always keep friends with personal troubles close to you, they normally have lots of alcohol available.

Jeez not one word. Maybe everyone is shit scared of being happy with a win cause Barney will kak them out again.😎

Unfortunately this one only works in Afrikaans, sorry Docker. Navorsing het bewys dat dit nie die ooievaar is wat babas veroorsaak, maar eerder n' baie kleiner voeeltjie.

Good times

Nah, you have to be pissed to post the shit you write.

Jeez isn't ou barnie just a regular fucking ray of sunshine?

Actually I think this is one of Taipan's old "friends". Best to just ignore.

https://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/RugbyChampionship/president-ramaphosa-tweets-congratulations-to-boks-20180915

Or should this be on the "Wisdom" page?

What is the difference between a snow man and snow woman? Snow balls

If a blind girl tells you that you have a big dick, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Pa wil vergarder oor die huis telefoonrekening wat te hoog is. Pa: "Dit kan nie ek wees nie, ek bel net van die werk af." Ma: "Dit kan ook nie ek wees nie want ek bel ook net van die werk af." Bediender: "Moenie vir my kyk nie, ek gebruik ook maar net die werk se telefoon."

She needs to stop getting dressed in the dark.

So how's this? Saw on the news this morning that there are a few going around, somehow these modern assholes struggle to understand the difference between a challenge and a resolution. Dry January (No alcohol for the month - then after that is up, get smashed totally, really great idea..not) Tri January - Do mini triathlons - OK Vegan January - OK Hair January - Women do not shave for the month (This option may not work if they want to have sex, men will be sober) Challenges, not resolutions.

How much booze in that trifle? I am doing some hog (Cantonese style) in the Weber this year. The roast is 3.5 kgs. I have had about three practice runs to date and have got the crackling just right. The mother in law will be on hand to supervise (she being the grand master of roast pork). As discussed having a few days in Singapore and Cambodia just after Christmas with the Canadian based relatives

Stupid dude here.

Really? He had the same view as the rest of us. https://www.sarugbymag.co.za/gardner-i-got-farrell-call-wrong/?fbclid=IwAR3MlyQlaDR21Tx_8IDwdehTt1UjG8B0wKzaZX7inatLeKRG0j5lZOLziWw

Normal service has resumed now that my cash isn't on

I prefer Dobson to Fleck, but he's got some way to go before being a top coach. WP did a lot of good things this season. Some silly errors and very poor line outs cost them the final. I don't know if it was poor throwing or bad communication, but Bongi missed his jumpers most of the time....and the Sharks came to play.

If want to see a revelation then go through that same exercise under HM and see if you can find the so-called Bulls bias.

Fck knows...I understand the Q, but how does Brits get in ahead of Acker? Congrats on the win.

I have to admit, I did not really give the Bulls a chance to get close. So I was pretty much a neutral. (Also caused by the Bulls performances over the past number of years). The Bulls did a lot of good things, but now and then had a few brain-fart (which is still a problem). But as the match wore on Egon Seconds made me a Bulls supporter again. Thanks Egon! (Pretty much how I watch rugby most of the time. I don't really support a specific team, but I give my support to the team being screwed over!) One team gets penalised for being off-side a number of times, but if you look at the replays there are a few of those calls where they were well behind the off-side line. The other team is allowed to do just as they please... Giving Egon the benefit of the doubt, I would say that he made assumptions due to the line-speed of the defence and that he did not actually see off-side. He only assumed it was. But on the other hand (Dan), we have the situation of SARU being based in the Cape and WP in a financial crisis. Getting the final means something like a R10 million boost for WP. This makes me believe something that I've been suspecting about SA rugby for some time. And that is that most (not all) of the results are determined in board rooms. One of the reasons why I am not a SA rugby supporter any more. More and more results appear to be "manufactured". Only in exceptional cases, where a team is clearly dominant, they manage to win. But even then the game ends up with a "competitive" scoreline. In terms of rugby: Bulls - WP The Bulls actually outplayed WP in all aspects for most of the game. There was some poor decision making here and there. And as I said, there were a few brain-farts. Like the player running to the outside on the final play instead of in-field... Sharks - Lions The Sharks also dominated, but they dominated in such a way that their mistakes weren't "enough" to cause them to lose... The standard of play was however poor. Prediction for the final. It's all in the hands of the Sharks. If they pitch up, they win. If the are complacent, they lose. It's as simple as that. WP don't actually have the ability or the players to take complete control. The Sharks do...

Is this the first time Egon Seconds has won a MoM for WP.

Riveting stuff. Zim wouldn't beat a decent club side.

Hahaha. I just remembered that I was actually thinking of changing that avatar last week but then I remembered that Hawk made it for me. I decided there and then to keep it. He actually made it one day when you and I had an argument and you told me that I was stirring shit.

For once I agree with you. The ANC totally fucked up integration

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You've got about as much chance of that happening as Namibia have of winning the WC

Works for soccer. Look, at all the world cups we've won.

Farewell to a great servant of Transvaal and Lions rugby.