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If that's a standard door, that bloke should be a reasonable lock.

Excuse the pun

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Please!!!!

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Yesterday i thought "someone" was watching porn.....it was Serena at the Australian Open....sigh!!

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24 minutes ago, J1M1 said:

Yesterday i thought "someone" was watching porn.....it was Serena at the Australian Open....sigh!!

She needs to stop getting dressed in the dark. 

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Stop this madness!!

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There are 3 dolls in a man's life:

His daughter - Baby Doll

His girlfriend - Barbie Doll

and

His wife - Myprodol

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A wife's superpower is the ability the determine when her husband is having a good time.

And then putting and end to this nonsense immediately.

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Sorry Docker it's in Afrikaans.

Jong getroude paar:

Man "Hoe maak mens krummelpap?"

Vrou "Moenie jou simpel hou nie, maak eers gewone pap en dan rasper jy dit."

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On 1/26/2019 at 7:29 AM, WeDaFaKaWe said:

A wife's superpower is the ability the determine when her husband is having a good time.

And then putting and end to this nonsense immediately.

Shame. Poor men 😉 Aai siestoggie....😉

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2 hours ago, Mata Hari said:

Shame. Poor men 😉 Aai siestoggie....😉

 

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ENGLISH WIT
When distinguished oldies become senile, they are immediately withdrawn from view, not left babbling in the sun. Harold Wilson was scarcely seen in his last five years, while he was suffering from Alzheimer’s. It seems especially craven to lock a former prime minister away in this fashion when we have a national institution called the House of Lords, specially designed for them to exhibit themselves.

Kiss Me, Chudleigh: The World according to Auberon Waugh by William Coo

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