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Bloody hell. I haven’t laughed so much at a tweet, and the follow-up tweets on Twitter in a long time. Check it out. It’s hilarious. 
 

 

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Driver gets pulled over by a cop, "What's your name sir?"

"PPPPPPPPPeter"

"Sorry sir do you have a stutter?"

"No but my father did and the clerk at Home Affairs was a doos."

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A kakistocracy ([kækɪ'stɑkrəsi]) is a system of government that is run by the worst, least qualified, and/or most unscrupulous citizens.[1][2] The word was coined as early as the seventeenth century,[3] but gained significant use in the first decades of the 20th century to criticize populist governments emerging in different democracies around the world. SOURCE Wikipedia

Definitely a Saffer influence somewhere in this piece..........:36_11_6:

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6 hours ago, J1M1 said:

A kakistocracy ([kækɪ'stɑkrəsi]) is a system of government that is run by the worst, least qualified, and/or most unscrupulous citizens.[1][2] The word was coined as early as the seventeenth century,[3] but gained significant use in the first decades of the 20th century to criticize populist governments emerging in different democracies around the world. SOURCE Wikipedia

Definitely a Saffer influence somewhere in this piece..........:36_11_6:

My question is this: How the fuck did the ancient Greeks know that the ANC was on its way?

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Issy has quit the French club......couldn't handle the kissing

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Still hilarious!!

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13 hours ago, J1M1 said:

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Bog roll still sold out here. You need to be there at opening to have any chance. No logical reason why this should be case.

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Since the start of the con19 virus there's been a shortage of toilet paper.

Apparently if anybody sneezes, 100 other people shit themselves.

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coming soon........nature imitates life

 

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Our maid left us a message on Friday, she says she'll be working from home until further notice.

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As jy snoeker speel, mag jy nog die swartbal met die witbal in die gat stamp?

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Two blondes are walking through the forest looking for a Christmas tree. After 3 hours 1stops and says, "I've had enough of this, let's just take one without decorations."

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